Splenda Milk Chocolate Shake

Splenda Milk Chocolate Shake

Notes:

Densely sludgy with no recreational payoff-- it's as hard to recommend this stuff as it is to finish the 8 oz bottle. The dominant flavor isn't one of cocoa-- it's more of an 'old milk on the cusp of turning' fruitiness that is likely a product of its proprietary Splenda sucralose and allulose blend of sweeteners. That flavor carries on in the aftertaste, paired with a drying chalkiness that grinds your mouth to a halt. This might be your body's natural defense against taking another sip. Heed its warning.

Taste Ratings:

Color Hue Viscosity Texture Chalk Cocoa Cream Sweet Salt Overall
light..dark gray..brown thin..thick smooth..grain low..high low..high low..high low..high low..high poor..great
5.5 8.5 10.0 8.0 10.0 4.0 4.0 2.5 3.0 1.0

Purchase Info:

Location Store Unit(s) Price
Asheville, NC, USA Publix 237mL plastic
(6 pack)
N/A

Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):

Calories
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Fat
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Sat. Fat
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Carbs
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Sugar
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Fiber
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Protein
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Salt
(g)
Calcium (mg)
72 3.8 0.4 6.3 0.0 0.0 6.8 0.08 165

Ingredients:

Water, microfiltered milk protein, canola oil, short-chain fructooligosaccharides, allulose, cocoa [processed with alkali], natural and artificial flavor, potassium citrate, salt, sunflower lecithin, dipotassium phosphate, gellan gum, carrageenan, Splenda sucralose, magnesium phosphate, Vitamin C, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B12.

Product of USA

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