So how does one review 1,800 chocolate milks? The short answer is "one at a time." The long answer takes about 8 years of dedication and disregard for personal health. Included here is a long-overdue review of BAD Farm chocolate milk, a more recent review of Mapes Farm Fresh chocolate milk (recommended by a 'friend of the show'), and lastly-- a fittingly unique and beautiful chocolate milk from Lanes End Farm Creamery that happened to be review # 1,800.