Raw Chocolate Milkshake
Notes:
| Brutally cloying, inauthentic-feeling sweetness clubs you upfront, and if you enjoy punishment and go back for a second sip, your (now lower) expectations will be met, and you will think to yourself "dammit, why did I buy a whole case of these without trying one first?". The sweeteners steer you far off course, though you can catch a glimpse of a cocoa flavor desperate to poke through. Like a half-dead skunk in the middle of the road-- it won't do either of you any good to get it to the other side. Texture-wise, it's fine given the 'recovery' genre, but a long ways from 'milky' or 'pleasant.' Try if you must, avoid if you can. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 8.5 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 8.5 | 4.5 | 0.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
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| Hendersonville, NC USA | Sam's Club | 355mL plastic (12 pack) |
N/A |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 45 | 0.7 | 0.1 | 1.4 | 0.3 | 0.3 | 8.5 | 0.07 | 217 |
Ingredients:
| Water, milk protein isolate, calcium caseinate, cocoa [processed with alkali], natural & artificial flavor, MCT oil, cellulose gum, cellulose gel, sunflower lecithin, potassium citrate, gellan gum, sodium phosphate, sea salt, potassium chloride, acesulfame K, sucralose, Reb-M. |
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Product of USA
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