Bored Cow Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Tough to put into words, but think late-August seafood restaurant dumpster juice, without the intrigue. Solidly misses the mark on every facet of chocolate milk (except for a nice but unnaturally bright brown coloration). The flavor is a dull, non-sweet fruitiness with zero inkling of chocolate flavor, and the texture is an odd confluence of watery but chalky and sadly astringent during the remorseful afterglow. I applaud the concept. I dig the niche. I like the branding. Hate is a strong word. I absolutely hate the flavor and drinking experience. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 7.0 | 10.0 | 6.5 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 0.5 | 2.0 | 0.5 | 1.0 | 0.0 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
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| online | tryboredcow.com | 325mL box (12 pack) |
USD 39.99 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 46 | 1.5 | 0.3 | 8.3 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 3.4 | 0.03 | 157 |
Ingredients:
| Non-animal whey (water, non-animal whey protein), allulose syrup, maltodextrin, sunflower oil, calcium potassium phosphate citrate, cocoa [processed with alkali], stevia, Vitamin A palmitate, cyanocobalamin [Vitamin B12], ergocalciferol [Vitamin D2], riboflavin, tripotassium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, sodium hexametaphosphate, mono- and diglycerides, salt, mixed tocopherols, gum arabic, gellan gum, natural flavor. |
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Product of USA
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