Slight mineral-y taste that overpowers the cocoa. It has a sweetness but not the most pleasant one. Aside from a cloying sweetness, there is not much else to note. Nice thin texture, but not worth more than a few sips.
Slight mineral-y taste that overpowers the cocoa. It has a sweetness but not the most pleasant one. Aside from a cloying sweetness, there is not much else to note. Nice thin texture, but not worth more than a few sips.
Very nice creamy taste, quite like vanilla milk. No hint of chocolate that I can detect. Sweet and creamy is still good— by looks it wouldn’t surprise you either as it’s the lightest and grayest I’ve seen yet.
Smooth going down and pleasant cocoa taste. It separates quickly and there is a grain left in the mouth post-swallow. Overall, a good chocolaty experience despite lower creaminess and saltiness notes.
Excellent taste and texture. Does not taste ‘fortified;’ the salty quality sets off the noticeably strong cocoa flavor. A touch more grain (and less watery quality) than Ucal.
Relatively non-viscous but feels very heavy. Extremely sweet and smooth, but not chocolaty in the traditional sense.
Hard for me to drink— it’s so overly thickened to the point that it is like trying to sip pudding. The taste is not anywhere near the effort, either. Cocoa taste is certainly there, but again, it’s not worth pursuing considering the lack of drinkability and unpleasant feel.
Strong flavor, viciously attacks the sides and back of the tongue. Very unique and tasty, hard to describe— not quite ‘boozy’ (I wouldn’t like that) but not quite ‘buttery’— but the best qualities of both of those perhaps, if only a little. Sort of like drinking a truffle.
Very smooth texture, predominant taste is sweetness, not cocoa. It separates quickly in a glass, and requires a mixup. Slight ‘mineraly’ or metallic quality to the aftertaste hinders any further upside.
Pleasant but bland taste, the thin/smooth texture is its best attribute. Not overpoweringly flavorful in any particular direction, but sweetness is the most prominent. Has somewhat of a candy-like scent and feel to it.
Rather chalky but overall above average when it comes to the flavor and creaminess. Considerable residue left on the inside of the glass, which is not surprising given the texture and chalky quality.
Dominant sweet malty taste that is outstanding. Texture is extremely smooth and it feels expensive. I taste more malt than cocoa, but it is still a very good drinking experience.
Thicker texture and much fuller flavor than the Mimosa Bem Essential. Has a noticeable saltines which helps bring forth the cocoa taste. Very good taste and not overly thickened.
Incredibly thin and smooth, goes down very easily. Has a light sweetness and not a particularly strong cocoa taste. A bland chocolate milk but smooth drinking experience.
Excellent tasting with a thin texture. Plenty of cocoa and salt to go along with it, and lower sweetness which keeps the cocoa the star of the show and predominant flavor. Some roughness left to the tongue after swallowing but doesn’t detract from the overall great experience.
Great combination of thin viscosity, cocoa flavor, and balanced creaminess and salt.
Sweet and salty but no noticeable cocoa taste. There’s a fruity-ish quality to the taste which reminded me of children's medicine. Chalky finish for such a thin texture.
Thin and quite chalky but a solid cocoa taste that is not overpowering. Significant roughness to the tongue when finished, even leaving the mouth a little dry, but worth it for the flavor.
Thicker than it needs to be. A little rough (grainy) sensation left on the tongue after swallowing, but feels smooth going down. Seems very average in many respects.
Extremely salty, almost like drinking caramel. The ‘creamy’ texture advertised is not a luxurious creaminess, but a fake, starchy thickness that makes it unpleasant to drink. Way more salt than any other flavor (unique), but the nasty fake thickening kills it.
Pretty bland, but pleasant texture. The low sweetness balances well with the low(ish) cocoa quality and thin texture such that it’s not a bad experience, just lacking in the flavor categories.