Eroski Batido De Cacao

Exceptionally chalky with a low amount of sweetness that actually works to its advantage. The cocoa flavor maybe a bit more acidic than I initially expected, but remained consistent throughout and by the end it was not an issue. My first thought was ‘tomato’ when I took a small sip— but that proved to be fleeting.

Ram Batido Al Cacao

Creamy and not overly sweet, my first thoughts were there was a tiny hint of a ‘pencil lead’ type taste that I hadn’t thought about since the last time I chewed on a pencil. Otherwise, it’s rather good.

Don Simon Batido De Chocolate

Sporting an amaretto-ish smell, I was curious if the flavor would follow suit. It did. Very thin and fairly smooth, this doesn’t taste much like a chocolate milk should— it reminds me of a poor version of (Romanian) Zuzu. Potable only by the narrowest of margins.

Spar Batido De Chocolate

Very flavorful and thin/smooth texture with ample creaminess and salt. Doesn’t leave the ‘milk mustache’ residue on the side of the glass— it almost runs down like water, but I can’t deny the dark chocolate taste and overall excellent drinking experience.

Cacaolat Upp

Exceptionally chalky and ‘thickened’ feel, a fortified taste dominates the others. Lots of grain left in the mouth. The taste is not off-putting on its own, but when tried against other chocolate milks, you can notice a stiff mineral twang.

ColaCao Shake Zero

The bile-like yellowish-brown pigment is by far its best feature. If you like chemically-tasting, exceedingly grainy dishwater, you may be able to choke this down. I think it’s supposed to be heated in the microwave (which I didn’t do) but there’s no way it improves things enough to make a tangible difference.

ColaCao Shake

Chalk is by far the most prominent feature— I normally like a chalky drink but in this case, the texture is overly thickened (has an unnatural feel to it) which unfortunately dominates the experience. High amount of grain in each mouthful, will not finish the cup.

Puleva Batido Al Cacao

Texture is a bit grainy and has somewhat of a plastic-y feel in my opinion. The flavor is not overpowering in any direction, a fairly bland milk with undesirable texture (which is harder to sense through a straw than via a glass).