Drinkable chocolate milk, especially due to the low viscosity. It’s averagely sweet, salty, and creamy, and nothing feels out of place— just may feel a touch watery to some.
Leichter Genuss Schoko Drink
Creamy and a touch on the bland side, but still enjoyable. The texture feels ‘milky’-- and the sweetness and cocoa feels authentic, just not prominent.
Gutes Land Milch Drink Schoko
Manages to deliver a deep chocolate flavor, perhaps slightly on the ‘powdery’ end of the spectrum, but all elements work together to deliver a solid chocolate milk experience that is well worth your pocket change.
Immergut Kakao (Hamburg)
Incredibly thin, and still maintains a decently authentic flavor despite the watery texture. Much better than the Immergut Kakao I sampled in Frankfurt that had slightly different make up and stats. It’s cheap, adequately chocolaty, and drinkable in a pinch (considering the low calorie content).
Tabaluga Milch-Drink Schokogeschmack
Solidly average pretty much across the board. There's no deviation from expectations, everything feels in the right place. I'd enjoy it a bit more if it were less viscous, especially when siphoning it out of the box.
Cow Cow Dark Real Chocolate Drink
Unbelievably strong cocoa taste, I feel like I got a buzz from the first sip! There’s such a strong component of raw cocoa here that the bitterness comes through as well. It’s not very sweet, and it is extremely thick— what a unique drink this is!
Cow Cow Brown Real Chocolate Drink
Seemingly much improved (thinner) viscosity from the version I had in Frankfurt— paired with an excellent creamy quality and a mature cocoa flavor that feels like it belongs.
Koawach Klassik Naturlich Schokoladig
So incredibly brown that it's almost red-- feels like it's staining my teeth immediately upon consumption. Kinda worth it though-- it has a super strong cocoa flavor and a minute amount of sweetness (tastes a lot less sweet than the 8.8g sugar/100mL would suggest). It's also the first chocolate milk product I’ve had that is caffeinated (guarana). In short, this is memorable and should be sought out for fans of super dark chocolate.
DM Sportness Chocolate Protein Drink
Thick, metallic, nasty. Like drinking the blood of someone who just did crossfit. No salt, and a bit too much sweet-- this should be avoided.
Frischli Kakao Drink
Could use a dose of cream and salt, but otherwise a competent beverage that delivers chocolate flavor in liquid form.
Nutramino Protein XL Chocolate
Not bad flavor at all, especially for a protein-fortified drink. The only criticism is the texture, which is on the thick and starchy side (probably unavoidably so). Overall, a pleasant surprise.
Pucko Dark Chokladmjölk
Like Cocio Dark— gorgeous aesthetics, fun to shake up and watch settle, and even more fun to drink. It’s noticeably thicker than the Original version, but definitely more chocolaty as well.
Maxim Protein Boost Rich Chocolate Taste
Dead bland… No sweetness, salt, cream, cocoa— just a thick, chalky fluid that tricked me into consuming it. Won't happen again.
Arla Protein Chocolate Flavoured Milk Drink 50% Less Sugar
Primarily a sharp, nearly bitter wheaty taste delivered through a chalky base that does it no favors. If I had to drink this ‘after sport’ like the package suggests, I would have to seriously reconsider my desire to be involved in sports.
Arla Protein Chocolate Flavoured Milk Drink
No noticeable difference from the Arla Protein Choklad Mjolkdryck Sport: Sweet and powdery— leaves a noticeable residue in the mouth post-swallow that is unpleasant. The chocolate flavor is there but is hindered by the texture, making it feel less authentic.
Arla Protein Choklad Mjölkdryck Lactose Free
Could use some salt, but overall a pleasant surprise in that it was potable. Only 45 calories and 4.5g sugar, with 5.3g protein per 100mL-- the stats are definitely better than the taste, but you can't have it all.
Arla Protein Choklad Mjölkdryck Sport
Sweet and powdery— leaves a noticeable residue in the mouth post-swallow that is unpleasant. The chocolate flavor is there but is hindered by the texture, making it feel less authentic.
Fast Protein Shake Chocolate
Highly inauthentic flavor, foamy/starchy texture-- there's nothing about this that I would recommend.
Skånemejerier Choklad Mjölk
Smooth as silk, and is so far the only other chocolate milk that has reminded me of Nesquik-- which has a very unique flavor. I prefer the texture of this much more than the many Nesquik concoctions as it feels much more ‘true' and ‘milky’. Overall, a decent experience.
Gainomax Recovery Drink Chocolate
The flavor and texture are ok for a protein-enriched product, but nowhere good enough to warrant the extreme 100 calories & 16g carbs per 100mL expense. I get that this is supposed to be for those who want to ‘gain’—but for those who are looking for taste alone, this should be avoided. Maltodextrin as the second ingredient is not something I've seen before.