Brilliant aesthetics and texture, the creamy base delivers a smooth, temperately chocolaty wave from lips to liver. It’s not ostentatious, but reliably gets the job done without gimmicks or excess baggage.

Unique combination of ‘milky’ flavor with a modestly earthy cocoa tinge. It has an excellent look and feel, and when you’re finished, you have one of the most attractive milk cartons ever made to do with as you wish (mantle piece?). 

Thin, creamy, and underserved on the ‘taste’ side of the ledger. Given its decent base, it doesn’t require strong flavor to be enjoyable, but it would benefit greatly from leveling up the chocolate piece.

Solidly chocolaty and fairly sweet— mired only by a slight cloying aftertaste that kicks in a couple seconds post-gulp. The flavor in the beginning half of the sip is rather decent, it just tries to hang on too long.

Sweetness that would contort even the most stoic of faces. The cookies & cream flavor is decent, but this drinks like melted vanilla ice cream drowned in corn syrup and garnished with powdered sugar.

The focus is chocolate, and that is what is delivered. Unlike the whole version, this stays well within the lines, but fills them in with better than average cocoa flavor.

Hives-inducing cocoa strength, almost to a sour extent. I applaud the uniqueness, commitment to flavor, and not just delivering, but surpassing the ‘double’ claim on the label. It’s hard to drink quickly, and I like that. You could dilute it by half, and still have a more chocolaty experience than most others out there.

Super smooth but marked by an off-putting sweetness that entirely trumps the remainder of the drink. It crescendos in the latter half of the sip and ushers in a nearly tamarind-like sweetness that rings false.

Solidly smooth and chocolaty, though lacking a punch that could take the base to loftier heights. Expect satisfaction, not havoc-wreaking exuberance.

Too sweet considering what else it delivers (or doesn’t). It’s not a terrible drinking experience, just doesn’t offer much in the way of chocolaty, creamy, or whatever else we like about chocolate milk.

Searingly sweet, perhaps in an attempt to ameliorate the un-indulgent 1% milk fat base, but instead it draws too much attention and thwarts the likely good intentions. I’m no advocate for tasteless— but this would benefit from a ‘blanding.’

Strong chocolate upfront, backed by a creamy/salty base that is an effective sustain pedal for the flavor. There's a lot to like here, and though Pennsylvania is not want for delicious chocolate milk, it’s great to know that indulgence is as ubiquitous as TH stores throughout much of the state.

Strong upfront cocoa flavor sustained by delicious cream and ushered out with a salty snap-- bringing each sip to a satisfying conclusion. There’s lots going on here, and all of it is brilliant.

Warmly creamy with a buttery undertone, helping to sustain the subtle cocoa flavor well beyond the swallow. There’s also a hint of ‘wild’ delicately folded in that brings out a genuineness so often missing in our chocolate milk these days.

The cream grabs control of your palate and navigates you through a straightforward yet highly interesting path of cocoa retreat— with strong emphasis on ‘treat’.

Outstanding balance of (high) cream and (low) viscosity— making each sip as easy as it is rewarding. Cocoa flavor is prominently on display with a sweet, yet clean finish. 

Super thin, yet appropriately creamy with a noticeable but far from cartoonish cookies & cream flavor. It’s enjoyable, but not quite as devastatingly delicious as Perrydell Farm chocolate milk.