After you puke, there's that residual stomach acid in your mouth that you continue to spit out over the course of your recovery. This 'beverage' captures that feeling rather accurately. And consuming it may even cause vomiting, kicking off some weird convergent cycle of unrelated experiences.

Phenomenal texture-- thin, yet creamy— and prominent cocoa flavor that is toward (but not fully in) the darker/sour/mature end of the continuum. I want to sip this slowly from a champagne glass, but I can’t seem to get the ‘slowly’ part down; this is almost too easily drinkable.

Fruity sweetness that you can smell before actually tasting it. The consistency is very good, and the included straw is unique and super neat (closed-end with 4 small round holes on each side)— but the taste is not up to par with even average chocolate milk.

Tasted bland upon first trial but I soon warmed up to the simplicity. It’s competent in all areas and nothing sticks out (for better or worse). Best boxed Slovak product I've had so far (which means it's better than the other one).