Four chocolate milk reviews in four minutes, all from the state of Michigan. Footage is from a few years ago (during covid) when I drove from Chicago to Detroit-- Michigan never disappoints from a chocolate milk perspective. And I make no illusions about having any other perspectives!
Better late than never! Well it's only taken 8 years to create a genuine website/channel promo-- but on the plus side, we can truly showcase our hardcore pursuit of the world's chocolate milk. Condensing 8 years down to 2 minutes is a huge challenge, and there are so many other clips and moments that I couldn't quite fit in. All that said, it's been a blast, and as long as it remains a fun endeavor, I'll be doing it into my final years. Heartfelt thanks to everyone who has been involved along the way-- it truly is the journey and not the destination. It's a fool's errand, brother.
Caffeinated chocolate milk is a rare find, let alone a protein-fortified one-- so you can imagine my excitement when I first heard about Spylt. By 'excitement' I mean cautious optimism-- but sometimes low expectations are far surpassed. By 'sometimes' I mean very infrequently. Nonetheless, Spylt is an innovative (and I daresay fun) product to review-- come for the caffeine, stay for the protein...but what about the flavor? Well, you're one click away from an honest review.
Chocolate milk might not be the first thing that comes to mind when you hear Louisiana-- but those who know, know-- that the Pelican State is home to some of the most delicious chocolate milk in the Southeast. Here we go from E. Feliciana to Caddo parish, hitting up two fantastic farms bringing local, creamline milk to their respective communities and beyond.
What can I say, some chocolate milks deserve their own dedicated video. Kriemhild Dairy is one of the best chocolate milks I've had, not just in the (highly prolific) state of New York, not just in the United States, but in the entire world. Join me as we visit the creamery store in Hamilton, NY, and see how much indulgence and enjoyment can be extracted from three simple ingredients-- a paradigm frequently pursued, but rarely executed to perfection.
In an effort to work through hundreds of hours of past chocolate milk review backlog, here's a quick 3 reviews in 3 minutes from the Keystone State-- the greatest concentration of chocolate milk on the planet. As established in the PA 5 in 5 video, any unused time will be allocated to some good old housecat-on-human violence. Enjoy responsibly.
In just one week of scouring the Beaver State, we go DEEP on the dairy scene and get into chocolate milk thicker than Prefontaine's mustache. Here we go through the crème de la crème of Oregon's chocolate milk scene in Top 10 format as we count down to number one-- what I'm calling the best chocolate milk from Oregon!
One of the most common questions I get is "what's the best national brand of chocolate milk?" In my experience, here are the Top 5 national brands, in countdown fashion. At the end of the day, your personal opinion may vary, but I do my best to articulate why I feel the way I do. Happy drinking!
En route to a wedding in Fargo, we were able to stop at Elden's Fresh Foods in Alexandria to pick up some Ten Finns Creamery chocolate milk. Minnesota's first (and only) all A2A2 dairy makes a non-homogenized 2% chocolate milk-- a decidedly rare find these days-- in a gorgeous, old-school-yet-contemporary-looking paper carton. So how does it taste? Hop in the passenger seat, grab a plastic cup, and let's talk about it on our way back to MSP.
Lancaster County, Pennsylvania may have the highest concentration of local chocolate milks than any other area on the planet-- and here we highlight three of the county's raw chocolate milks, including one of which you can get in the mail!
