Accurately conveys the ‘cookies 'n’ creme’ taste of the candy bar, but the focus of the taste is more sweet/white-chocolaty than anything else. Not bad, but you're better off pie-holing the candy bar unless you're dying of thirst.

Exceedingly delicious, in a way that perhaps plays to my palate more than others. It’s thin, salty, and the creaminess exudes a buttery quality that implores you to burn through the entire 4 pack (they’re tiny boxes anyway). This is made for kids?! Should be served in a champagne glass.

Flavorful, chalky, salty, sweet, and unique. The cocoa flavor is a bit powdery and it's followed by a salty and almost buttery slap. An entertaining way to spend 2 minutes, or 350 calories (eek).

A fruity, candied quality that does not convey genuine chocolate flavor. It doesn't beat you over the head, but it’s enough to raise your antenna. Look elsewhere.

Pleasant overall experience that provides no surprises, good or bad. All expected flavors are present and identifiable— I do declare: average chocolate milk is still pretty good.

Nothing at all in common with the UHT or fresh version, which you’d think would be a good thing— but this stuff should not be sold in its current form. A foul, mineral-y, yet watery taste— they clearly added extra coloring to convince you it’s chocolate and not carwash runoff.

Very bland, and the primary flavor that comes through reminds me of licking the glue part of an envelope. Where's the chocolate that the packaging insinuates should be in there??

Excellent creamy taste and the sweetness is dialed back sufficiently, allowing the cocoa and creaminess to shine. Plenty of salt as well which gives it a clean finish— your face will want more.

A strange bird here, no pun intended. It’s quite thick and chocolaty, but with absent cream— feels a bit of a contradiction. The flavor is decent and relatively genuine feeling, but the over-thickness paired with missing creaminess drags it into unremarkable territory.

Rather strong cocoa flavor that has a darker quality to it. It’s definitely quite sweet, but with all flavors amped-up as they are, it’s more proportional and doesn't stand out as much. Punchy flavor, indulgent-feeling, but a pleasure to sip.

Cool packaging, but it's what’s inside that counts, and this is incredibly sweet, candy-chocolate flavored milk— the kind I would’ve loved when I was 8 or 10 years old; it's hard to stomach now. Great texture and visuals, but root-canal inducing sweetness.

I was surprised to see ‘white chocolate’ milk pour out of the carton looking exactly like chocolate milk. There’s a little earthiness but not as pronounced as the [plain] chocolate version— but it’s too sweet to be taken seriously.

Thinner and less chalky than the UHT version, but the flavor suffers from an earthy, back-of-the-tongue note that latches on to each swallow and refuses to let go.

Has a density that feels unnatural-- like it's some sort of lab concoction instead of flavored milk. There’s a sour, not-quite-boozy taste to the experience-- not what I’m looking for.

Has a ‘thickened’ feel and is on the chalky side. The cocoa flavor doesn't stand out and has a powdery quality to it.

Plenty of flavor but so much of it is overpowered by sweetness. Kids would love it, and in very small doses it provides enough flavor to satisfy, but drinking a full cup of this (which I did) requires the violation of at least 3 of the 7 deadly sins.

The best Nesquik version I’ve had to date. It’s creamy, salty, and not overly sweet, comparing favorably to a sugary field of kids-oriented chocolate milks.

Nicely thin and smooth, strongish chocolate flavor but a fake-y twang to the finish.

Sourish taste and rather bland otherwise, a step backward from the UHT version that had more punch to the flavor.