A strange bird here, no pun intended. It’s quite thick and chocolaty, but with absent cream— feels a bit of a contradiction. The flavor is decent and relatively genuine feeling, but the over-thickness paired with missing creaminess drags it into unremarkable territory.
Rather strong cocoa flavor that has a darker quality to it. It’s definitely quite sweet, but with all flavors amped-up as they are, it’s more proportional and doesn't stand out as much. Punchy flavor, indulgent-feeling, but a pleasure to sip.
A vile-looking fluid that is unfortunately all too congruent with its flavor. This is the worst thing I have (voluntarily) drunk in a while.
Cool packaging, but it's what’s inside that counts, and this is incredibly sweet, candy-chocolate flavored milk— the kind I would’ve loved when I was 8 or 10 years old; it's hard to stomach now. Great texture and visuals, but root-canal inducing sweetness.
I was surprised to see ‘white chocolate’ milk pour out of the carton looking exactly like chocolate milk. There’s a little earthiness but not as pronounced as the [plain] chocolate version— but it’s too sweet to be taken seriously.
Thinner and less chalky than the UHT version, but the flavor suffers from an earthy, back-of-the-tongue note that latches on to each swallow and refuses to let go.
Has a density that feels unnatural-- like it's some sort of lab concoction instead of flavored milk. There’s a sour, not-quite-boozy taste to the experience-- not what I’m looking for.
Has a ‘thickened’ feel and is on the chalky side. The cocoa flavor doesn't stand out and has a powdery quality to it.
Plenty of flavor but so much of it is overpowered by sweetness. Kids would love it, and in very small doses it provides enough flavor to satisfy, but drinking a full cup of this (which I did) requires the violation of at least 3 of the 7 deadly sins.
The best Nesquik version I’ve had to date. It’s creamy, salty, and not overly sweet, comparing favorably to a sugary field of kids-oriented chocolate milks.
Nicely thin and smooth, strongish chocolate flavor but a fake-y twang to the finish.
Sourish taste and rather bland otherwise, a step backward from the UHT version that had more punch to the flavor.
Tastes exactly like a vanilla ice cream cone— and not just the vanilla ice cream, but the cone part too. Whatever that malty/wafery cone taste is definitely comes through. Chocolate flavor is hard to locate— if you think of it as chocolate milk, it scores lower than if you think of it as ‘liquid vanilla ice cream cone.’
So incredibly sweet that it burns the back of your throat. Tons of flavor here, but it’s all blanketed in so much sugar, that after even the tiniest sip, you can feel your pancreas kick into hyperdrive.
Pretty average in a lot of ways, though the salt quotient is dialed up a bit. It's well rounded and finishes clean.
If the dark gray color wasn’t off-putting enough, give it a taste. It has a sourish enriched flavor, similar to that of Mullermilch, but less flavorful and even more unnatural tasting/feeling.
Very unique and unexpected. A high-viscosity, low(ish)-sweetness drink with powerful cocoa flavor. A lot of people would enjoy this more than I, but ultimately my distaste for super-thick (especially when not paired with high cream) sludgy texture won out over my enjoyment of the strong chocolate flavor.
Bland and forgettable. There's a slight aftertaste that reminds me of a soy-like twang, but it goes away quickly. Low marks in all flavor categories, and the texture feels unnaturally thickened as well.
Nails the creaminess that the lower-fat version was lacking (which instead was watery)— but has no noticeable salt whatsoever. With the addition of a nice salty punch, this would be in elite company.
Worlds apart from its boxed counterpart— which appear to differ only by a couple calories (and the packaging). This is much lighter complected, thinner, and sports a fruity quality (cherry?) that drowns out the chocolate or anything else pleasant. Just double-checked the date— seems to be in code.
