Chalky and less sweet, the cocoa flavor is not held back by the supporting cast. It’s got a powdery feel, but the chocolate taste is decently authentic and overall a competent drink.
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Mullermilch Limited American Brownie
Much more sour than the Schoko version, and has a burnt kettle corn flavor that is not a viable substitute for chocolate. It smells a lot like a brownie, but tastes nothing like one— at least a decent brownie.
Mullermilch Schoko (Germany)
Has a fruity twang that is a signature Mullermilch flavor (butterscotch / butter rum Lifesaver). It’s super sweet, and has a pleasant consistency (more dense than thick), but the chocolate flavor is a bit too weird.
Ursi Schoko Drink (Low Fat)
Similar to Leichter Genuss in that it's nicely creamy but under-chocolaty. However, in this case, the salt comes through a little stronger and enhances the cream, making it slightly more enjoyable despite less prominent cocoa.
Ursi Schoko Drink (Whole)
Thin, fairly creamy, and a pleasant experience that improves with each sip. There's a satisfying simplicity to it that maintains your attention and prevents you from lusting after something with more apparent pizzazz.
Milbona Milk Shake Schoko
Pudding-like consistency, phony chocolate flavor. Two wrongs don't make a right— my only hesitation for pouring this down the drain is the chance that it will clog.
Milsani Milch Drink Kakao SchoVit
Darker, and a bit of a more sour cocoa flavor that is stronger than its Schokolade counterpart. It's also sweeter, but it's well tempered by the darker cocoa taste.
Milsani Milch Drink Schokolade
Drinkable chocolate milk, especially due to the low viscosity. It’s averagely sweet, salty, and creamy, and nothing feels out of place— just may feel a touch watery to some.
Leichter Genuss Schoko Drink
Creamy and a touch on the bland side, but still enjoyable. The texture feels ‘milky’-- and the sweetness and cocoa feels authentic, just not prominent.
Immergut Kakao (Hamburg)
Incredibly thin, and still maintains a decently authentic flavor despite the watery texture. Much better than the Immergut Kakao I sampled in Frankfurt that had slightly different make up and stats. It’s cheap, adequately chocolaty, and drinkable in a pinch (considering the low calorie content).
Tabaluga Milch-Drink Schokogeschmack
Solidly average pretty much across the board. There's no deviation from expectations, everything feels in the right place. I'd enjoy it a bit more if it were less viscous, especially when siphoning it out of the box.
Cow Cow Dark Real Chocolate Drink
Unbelievably strong cocoa taste, I feel like I got a buzz from the first sip! There’s such a strong component of raw cocoa here that the bitterness comes through as well. It’s not very sweet, and it is extremely thick— what a unique drink this is!
Cow Cow Brown Real Chocolate Drink
Seemingly much improved (thinner) viscosity from the version I had in Frankfurt— paired with an excellent creamy quality and a mature cocoa flavor that feels like it belongs.
Frischli Kakao Drink
Could use a dose of cream and salt, but otherwise a competent beverage that delivers chocolate flavor in liquid form.
Nutramino Protein XL Chocolate
Not bad flavor at all, especially for a protein-fortified drink. The only criticism is the texture, which is on the thick and starchy side (probably unavoidably so). Overall, a pleasant surprise.
Fast Protein Shake Chocolate
Highly inauthentic flavor, foamy/starchy texture-- there's nothing about this that I would recommend.
Protein Pro Shake Chocolate Flavor
A flavor reminiscent of skunky, under-sweetened Ensure, with a torpidly gummy texture. Choking to death on this stuff would be an awful way to die-- for me it lies somewhere between ‘open water shark attack' and ‘getting slowly consumed feet-first by a runaway escalator.’
REMA 1000 Kakao Maelk
Great balance of thin, creamy, and uniquely flavorful. It contains hazelnut flavor, which is subtle and doesn't overpower the chocolate— like drinkable Nutella, just with a lot less sweetness.
Maelkebotte Kakao
Authentic chocolate flavor, beautiful brown color, and competent supporting cast of sweet, salt, and cream. Has a bit of a ‘thickened’ feel to it but it’s easy enough to overlook that given the other positives.
Cogo Kakaodrik
Reminiscent of Ucal (Portugal)-- has a great creamy taste without the unnecessary viscosity. The slightly sour cocoa flavor pairs nicely with the great texture. It settles quickly, which shouldn't be an issue— you’ll want to flush it down your esophagus posthaste.