Join me for yet another statewide Top 5 chocolate milk review-- this time it's Virginia-- and nothing can stop us as we persevere through botched intros, milk outages, and even hair-contamination. If the question "What's the best chocolate milk in Virginia" is on your mind, sit back and enjoy as we do our best to provide a complete and unbiased look at the Commonwealth's top choccys.

Zeal Grass Milk Creamery chocolate milk went from 'good' to 'outstanding' in a short amount of time, thanks to the care and top-quality standards that underscore the relatively young but growing brand. Though the chocolate milk reformulation was wildly successful in my view, Zeal managed to maintain its novelty and class from beginning to end. Try this stuff if you haven't yet. And try it again if you have.

Maryland is a dairy force to be reckoned with, judging by the great chocolate milk it produces-- and here we venture to capture it all, review it, and rank it in typical countdown fashion. Join me for a chocolate milk pilgrimage to the Old Line State, peppered with historical misinformation, puppet anatomy, buzzer beaters, and Nigerian pygmy goats. It all makes sense in the end.

Relative newcomer to the chocolate milk scene is La Colombe's Draft Chocolate Milk-- available in stores nationwide as well as online. So is it any good, and how does it compare to canned counterpart Slate chocolate milk? Spend a few bucks of your own to find out, or spend about 5 minutes here for some random guy on the internet's opinion.

It's been a long time coming, but it's finally here-- the Nesquik episode! An in-depth review of each type of Nesquik (low fat, double chocolate, protein power, and whole milk) in addition to reviewing the iconic Nesquik Powder vs. the Nesquik Syrup. Even Nestle Chuckie earns an appearance given its global appeal. While no animals were harmed in the making of this video, my pride and taste buds took a minor beating.

It's a big state. It's a big job. To scour the Sunshine State for all of its local chocolate milk proved to be a highly rewarding task-- not just in the deliciousness of the dairy, but in the fantastic people I met all throughout the journey. Join me here in my search for the best chocolate milk in Florida, and leave the driving (and the weight gain) to me!

A mid-pandemic summer jaunt from Chicago down to Kentucky for some chocolate milk, and the Bluegrass State delivers. Only 26 miles separates Bowling Green and Russellville, making this area a rich source of delicious local chocolate milk. Just don't forget it in the driveway 😅

Well, it took almost 5 years to review 1,500 chocolate milks-- and as the popular adage goes: "Rome wasn't built in a day." It's not the sexiest of options-- McDonald's reformulated 'reduced sugar' lowfat chocolate milk-- but it's one that I'll forever remember due to the confluence of circumstance, opportunity, and our base-ten system. Join me and 3 other expert chocolate milk reviewers in training to break down the merits and/or drawbacks of McDonald's chocolate milk!

Brace yourself for the Top 10 chocolate milks from the land of 10,000 lakes! In traditional countdown style, we discuss the merits and drawbacks of chocolate milk found all throughout the state and ultimately arrive at a winner. Flatulent skunks, flea-flickers, and lemon bismarks-- there's something for everyone here. No gophers were harmed in the making of this video.