A week in CDMX saw 18 new chocolate milks, many of which aren't worth writing home about-- but I'll cover the few notable exceptions here. Also, a quick visit to La Gateria cat cafe, and an impromptu chocolate milk review from the airport.

It wasn't difficult to find outstanding chocolate milk in New York. In fact, NYC has the best chocolate milk of any city I've visited domestically or internationally. But which is the best, and where can you buy it?

It's a big task, but somebody has to do it! Searching online for 'the best chocolate milk in NYC' does not provide a satisfying answer; I endeavor to change that. Step one: gather all the chocolate milk I can find.

I fully understand "waste not, want not"-- but I've never been a fan of overly thick drinks and after consuming 2 of these, I decided to see how the sink drain would fare in my gullet's stead.

Paris is known for having some of the best hot chocolate in the world, but for me, much of the chocolate milk has fallen relatively flat. However, Auchan Sans Lactose is hands-down the best lactose free chocolate milk I've had thus far.

Reviewing 3 chocolate milk products and pushing my (extremely basic) limits of video special effects.

Day-tripping it from Belfast to Dublin, in search of chocolate milk (specifically Temple Dairy), kitten cuddles at Cat Lounge Dublin, and whatever else might come our way.

Cookie dough and chocolate milk-- do two 'rights' make...another right? Also the skunk drops by at the very end to put his mark on one of the WORST products I've had.

Little did I know, I'd be spending much of Halloween night on a hotel bathroom floor in South Wales.