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Tesco Fresh Chocolate Flavoured Milk
Aug 23

Aug 23 Tesco Fresh Chocolate Flavoured Milk

Perry Argiropoulos
United Kingdom

Smooth and malty quality, pleasant to drink and not overly sweet.  Slightly more watery than creamy.

Coop Chocolate Milk
Aug 22

Aug 22 Coop Chocolate Milk

Perry Argiropoulos
United Kingdom

Very ‘British’ chocolate taste, which to me is not very cocoa like.  Seems unnecessarily thickened and chalky.

Yazoo Chocolate Milk Drink
Aug 20

Aug 20 Yazoo Chocolate Milk Drink

Perry Argiropoulos
Belgium

Very distinctive taste, with strong, creamy aftertaste.  A little bit of grainy finish on the tongue after swallowing.

Laciate Czekoladowym Mleko
Aug 5

Aug 5 Laciate Czekoladowym Mleko

Perry Argiropoulos
Poland

Amaretto-like smell and taste, flavor comes across as very unauthentic.  Plenty sweet, and smooth enough texture, but the flavor is off-putting from the start.

Fubela Wave
Jul 31

Jul 31 Fubela Wave

Perry Argiropoulos
Bulgaria

Extremely thin and very weak cocoa taste.  Goes down pleasantly because it’s so smooth, though overly sweet.

My Day Choco Milk
Jul 30

Jul 30 My Day Choco Milk

Perry Argiropoulos
Bulgaria

The texture is overly thick, not from creaminess but seemingly from unnatural means.  Chocolate taste is fleeting, not terribly flavorful.

Omira Milchdrink Schokoladengeschmack
Jul 29

Jul 29 Omira Milchdrink Schokoladengeschmack

Perry Argiropoulos
Germany

Reminiscent of Cocio, there is more of a creamy taste than chocolate, but the lack of sweetness actually suits it well.

Mizo Kakaó
Jul 22

Jul 22 Mizo Kakaó

Perry Argiropoulos
Hungary

Very chalky and not overly sweet, but good taste and a pleasant overall experience.

Müller Müllermilch Ciocolata
Jul 16

Jul 16 Müller Müllermilch Ciocolata

Perry Argiropoulos
Germany

Egg-nog like taste and smell with a pronounced butterscotch aftertaste- not very chocolaty.  Decently tasty on its own, but compared with what chocolate milk should taste like, it’s a miss.

Cocio Dark Chocolate Milk
Jul 15

Jul 15 Cocio Dark Chocolate Milk

Perry Argiropoulos
Denmark

Has that same sort of fortified-feeling metallic taste but beautiful color and nice thin, chalky texture.  Looks and tastes like chocolate should.

Zuzu Lapte
Jul 14

Jul 14 Zuzu Lapte

Perry Argiropoulos
Romania

Very thin, gray, and smooth.  Strong rum scent and flavor (almost to a boozy extent), not chocolaty at all.

Kvaliteta Vindija Vindino Čokoladno Mlijeko
Jul 10

Jul 10 Kvaliteta Vindija Vindino Čokoladno Mlijeko

Perry Argiropoulos
Croatia

Quite good, was expecting a sweeter/phonier taste but it was quite good and reminded me of Dukat.  A little roughness on the tongue after but overall very nice.

Mlekara Subotica Zdravo! Čoko
Jul 7

Jul 7 Mlekara Subotica Zdravo! Čoko

Perry Argiropoulos
Serbia

Thin texture is its best quality, the cocoa taste is fake and fleeting to me.  On the watery side, but leaves a slight rough residue on the tongue.

Cocio Classic Chocolate Milk
Jul 5

Jul 5 Cocio Classic Chocolate Milk

Perry Argiropoulos
Denmark

Great color with a hint of metallic aftertaste.  Not overpoweringly sweet, leaves a little residue in the back of the throat after each swallow, but overall a pleasant experience.

Imlek Moja Kravica Čokoladno Mleko
Jul 4

Jul 4 Imlek Moja Kravica Čokoladno Mleko

Perry Argiropoulos
Serbia

Reminds me of Yoo-hoo with a bit of a chalky residue left in the mouth.  Sweetness dominates the flavor profile but the modest amount of chocolate present was tasty.

Meggle Milky Max Čokoladno Mlijeko
Jul 3

Jul 3 Meggle Milky Max Čokoladno Mlijeko

Perry Argiropoulos
Bosnia-Herzegovina

Looks good visually, and has nice smooth texture and low viscosity, but the taste is boring.  Tastes more like ‘bland brown sweet’ than chocolate milk.

Milkos Zbunjola Okus Čokolada
Jul 1

Jul 1 Milkos Zbunjola Okus Čokolada

Perry Argiropoulos
Bosnia-Herzegovina

Honeyish sweetness to it, nice thin texture with a creamy taste.  Decent salt quotient as well- good combination of thin viscosity and creamy flavor.

Zott Monte Drink
Jun 28

Jun 28 Zott Monte Drink

Perry Argiropoulos
Poland

Hazelnut flavor overpowers whatever cocoa taste there is supposed to be.  The thickness seems artificially starchy, overall not a very good drink.

'Z Bregov Čokoladno Mlijeko
Jun 26

Jun 26 'Z Bregov Čokoladno Mlijeko

Perry Argiropoulos
Croatia

Very good combination of thinness and flavor.  Medium thick residue left on the glass (chalky but not starchy), and sweet, back-of-the-throat cocoa taste.

Dukat Čokoladno Mlijeko
Jun 25

Jun 25 Dukat Čokoladno Mlijeko

Perry Argiropoulos
Croatia

Strong, real cocoa taste brought to the surface by significant cream and salt notes, and not impeded by over-sweetness. The texture is a bit thicker than average but it's not starchy-feeling.

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